Rule #2. Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana.

Rule #2. At no time in your life will you ever make eye contact during the ingestion of a banana. 


This rule stipulates that the eating of a banana should never been met with eye contact. Eating a banana should be done in the comfort of private space. If in any situation a banana must be eaten in public, the offender must eat whilst looking at the floor at all times. Only after the whole of the banana is consumed and swallowed may the offender look up back to eye level with public citizens.