Rule #3. Men shall never speak in the bathroom.

Rule #3. Men shall never speak in the bathroom. 


This rule stipulates that a male should never under any circumstance speak to another male in the bathroom. It is forbidden to make any sort of eye contact or make small talk such as about the weather. The only acceptable sound a male can make in the bathroom is the sound of their pee hitting the urinal. 


Side clause #1: If at any point you are spoken to, nod and answer only when it is a matter of life and death.