Rule #26. Unless you are witnessing a person come out of her, never suggest a woman is pregnant.

Rule #26. Unless you are witnessing a person come out of her, never suggest a woman is pregnant. 

This rule stipulates that under no circumstance should anyone suggest, imply or assume a woman is pregnant unless they can see the little person coming out of her. This is to prevent any unpleasant reaction in cases of misunderstanding, e.g. someone who is just really fat. 


Side clause #1. You may imply your wife is pregnant if the baby is yours.