Rule #30. Never pee, poo or spit against the wind.

Rule #30. Never pee, poo or spit against the wind.  

This rule advises that peeing, poking or spitting against the wind is a very very bad idea. Doing so will lead to... well try it, and you'll find out. 


Note #1. Peeing sideways to the wind is acceptable with minimal consequences


Note #2. Pooing in the wind is frowned upon and it will make wiping very difficult. 


Note #3. Peeing with the wind can lead to greater hang time and impress ladies. 


Side note to Note #3. This does not apply to females.