Rule #35. There are codes of conduct which you must abide by if you are going to superman that hoe. Failure to comply can lead to death by spousal attack.

Rule #35. There are codes of conduct which you must abide by if you are going to superman that hoe. Failure to comply can lead to severe injury by spousal attack. 

This rule advises that there are codes of conduct which must be following if you are attempting to 'Superman that hoe'. These known codes must be followed at all times (when supermanning that hoe). If the Supermanning male does not abide by such codes, the spouse has the legal right to attack the Supermanning male. 


Code #1. Supermanning is a one man job. Friends are not permitted to take part.  


Code #2. Supermanning is restricted to ones own spouse/partner


Code #3. Do not use silk or cashmere as a cape. It will ruin the fabric forever. 


Code #4. Do not use superglue. 


Code #5. It is only funny to take pictures if these pictures shall remain out of the public domain.