Rule #55. One should never linger when feeling pregnant woman's bulge.

Sunday 24 June 2012 0 comments

Rule #55. One should never linger when feeling pregnant woman's bulge. 

This rule stipulates that when feeling a pregnant woman's baby bulge, one should not linger for more than 2 seconds. 


Note #1. The toucher must not make a circular motion as this is perverse and is frowned upon. 


Note #2. If you have accidentally lingered for more than 2 seconds, do not make eye contact. Simply reverse your position and walk away without saying another word. 


Note #3. Do not ask to touch the bulge bare skin. 


Side clause #1. If you are yourself a pregnant woman, you may linger for over 2 seconds on another pregnant woman's bulge. 


Note #4. The touching must only be done with one hand. 







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