Rule #63. Take your fucking ticket out before reaching the turnstile

Rule #63. Take your fucking ticket out before reaching the turnstile. 

This rule stipulates that when leaving the metro/tube you should take your fucking ticket out of your wallet so that you don't act like an asshole infront of the ticket barrier. 

Note #1. If you have reached the barrier and you do not have your ticket, congratulations, you are now an asshole. 

Side note to Note #1. If you are a tourist and travelling with a suitcase during rush-hour, congratulations you are a semi-asshole. 

Note #2. If you have reached the barrier and are fumbling, get the fuck out of my way. 

Note #3. If your ticket doesn't work twice, get the fuck out of my way. 

Note #4. If you drop your ticket, you are legally obliged to get o the end of the fucking queue. 

Note #5. If you are loitering around the turnstiles, I will assume that is an act of aggression towards my people.