Rule #11. Defecating in someone else's toilet is strictly frowned upon.

Rule #11. Defecating in someone else's toilet is strictly frowned upon.

This rule outlines that it is not permitted to defecate in someone else's bathroom. This applies to guests, neighbors, a girlfriends', a boyfriends' or a party hosts house. 


Side clause #1. This rule is overridden if the bowel movement is unstoppable and would result in severe shame and more damage than defecating in the said toilet. 


Side clause #2. This rule is of an exponentially increasing importance when potential coitus increases. 


Note #1. The defecator must utilize the accepted practice of a courtesy  flush in between each disconnection of feces.