Rule #18. Spiders should be killed on sight as they are vengeful assholes.

Rule #18. Spiders should be killed on sight as they are vengeful assholes. 

This rule stipulates that spiders are vengeful assholes. In order to protect yourself and your loved ones, spiders should be exterminated when spotted. Method of extermination may vary. 


Note #1. Under no circumstances should you break eye contact with a spider as doing so will enable it to make a run for it. 


Note #2. Failure to kill the spider will lead to possible ingestion of the spider whilst sleeping or bites everywhere during sleep. 


Note #3. Squashing on surface may lead to an abundance of spider pheromones on your surface.