Rule #19. To become an instant ninja, one only needs to walk into a spider web.

Rule #19. To become an instant ninja, one only needs to walk into a spider web. 

This rule stipulates that all human beings can become a ninja instantly upon walking into a spider web. The natural instinct of ninja man is embedded deep within the vertical cortex of every baby. This skill can be triggered by the chemical composition of a spider web upon contact. 


Note #1. The effect of ninjutsu will last a maximum of 37 seconds. Usage of embedded skills outside of this timeframe will be disastrous.


Note #2. The larger the spider web, the higher the skill level. 


Note #3. The effect is more lasting in people with Asian heritage. 


Note #4. Permanent and lasting exposure to spider web can lead to unknown effect.