Rule #22. A man should never be slapped in public.

Rule #22. A man should never be slapped in public. 

This rule stipulates that a man should never be slapped in the face in a public environment. Doing so will lead to severe shame, emasculation and erectile dysfunction.  This includes a pat on the cheek, a small slap, medium slap and hard slap. 


Side clause #1. A man can never slap another man, unless he is gay and has been cheated on over 5 times. 


Side clause #2. A man can be slapped by a woman if the man is a despicable being. 


Note #1. A man can be slapped in the comfort of his own home.