Rule #33. Revenge is an action that is best utilized by poking holes in all their condoms.

Rule #33. Revenge is an action that is best utilized by poking holes in all their condoms. 

This rule advises that the best form of revenge is poking holes in someones condoms. Then waiting 9 months to see what happens. Do not poke too many holes, 3 is enough. 4 is too much. 


Note #1. You may poke more holes if the person has pissed you off more. 


Note #2. Never admit it was you. Be a shoulder to cry on when he/she finds out.


Note #3. Blame Patel, the foreign exchange kid. It was probably him. 


Note #4. This form of revenge is unacceptable to perform on your own girlfriend/boyfriend. It is counterproductive.