Rule #38. Admitting you farted like you're proud will instantly increase social confidence by 300%.

Rule #38. Admitting you farted like a boss will instantly increase social confidence by 300%. 

This rule advises that if flatulence is inevitable, admitting your action can increase social confidence by 300% instantly. 

Note #1. Silent farts are seldom undetected. 

Note #2. To fart like a sir, fart with a pitch corresponding to A Minor

Note #3. Never force a fart as it could lead to sharding. 

Note #4.  Admitting to someone else's fart does not increase any type of social confidence. 


Note #5. The best way to react to a fart is "Fuck yeah, that fart was the fucking balls".