Rule #46. In a domestic argument, do not punch or slap. Throw something instead, you get more range with it.

Rule #46. In a domestic argument, do not punch or slap. Throw something instead, you get more range with it. 

This rule advises against punching or slapping in a domestic disagreement as it exposes you to a retaliatory attack. In a domestic argument, the best way to defend oneself is through throwing projectiles at the target. Items such as plates, bowls, mugs and glasses are all suitable items which shatter with maximum dramatic effect. 


Side clause #1. Do not throw live animals or children. 


Side clause #2. Do not throw knives, unless you are a circus actor and can guarantee that the target will not be damaged in a way that may prevent you from performing the next day. 


Side clause #3. Do not throw the target, that is a WWF take down and is dangerous to both participants. 


Side clause #3.5 Exception to side clause #3. is if both participants are WWF trained, in which throwing each other may be a way to relieve tension.