Rule #49. Any tool when dropped, will always roll to the least accessible corner.

Rule #49. Any tool when dropped, will always roll to the least accessible corner. 

This rule observes that by the law of dropping things, a tool will always roll towards the least accessible corner when dropped. This includes under shelves, down the stairs, into some sort of spiders nest or in a pile of dog shit which may or may not have incidentally been left in the corner of your room. 

Note #1. Never attempt to block the roll, as this will lead to some sort of universe catastrophe. 

Note #2. Never attempt to reverse the rule by slanting the floor. This is counterproductive and will lead to some sort of universe catastrophe.