Rule #50. When there are only two people in a locker room, their lockers will be adjacent.

Rule #50. When there are only two people in a locker room, their lockers will be adjacent. 

This rule observes that by the law of lockers and all things uncomfortable: when there are only two people in a locker room, their lockers will be adjacent. This phenomenon was discovered through multiple field studies and independent research findings. Awkwardness and silent drying of oneself is inevitable. 

Side clause #1. If one of the men is homophobic, the lockers will be one on top of the other.