Rule #53. Sharing a toothbrush is the equivalent to sharing used toilet paper.

Rule #53. Sharing a toothbrush is the equivalent to sharing used toilet paper.  

This rule stipulates that one should never share a toothbrush. A toothbrush is designed to be used by one person only. Sharing a toothbrush should not only be frowned upon, but it should also be outlawed completely. Any sharing of toothbrush should be punished by a hunger games style deathmatch between other toothbrush sharers. 


Note #1. This rule still applies where you are a sailor and there is only one toothbrush on the ship and you have not brushed your teeth in 12 months. 


Note #2. This rule still applies even when you are losing your teeth, which is ironically good because now you have less to brush anyways. 


Note #3. If someone you know has shared your toothbrush, the equivalent response is to shit on their pillow.