Rule #59. Sheep are not your friends.

Rule #59. Sheep are not your friends. 

This rule stipulates that sheep are not your friends. In fact, 4 in 5 sheep are real assholes. In Wales, sheep may sometimes be perceived as suitable lovers. Science has proven that whilst they seem like they like you, they actually have no clue what is going on. 

Note #1. Black sheep are nicer than white sheep. They might be your friends

Note #2. Never approach a group of asshole sheep. They will talk behind your back and shit everywhere for fun.