Rule #60. Liking your own post on FB is the equivalent to calling yourself from your mobile.

Rule #60. Liking your own post on FB is the equivalent to calling yourself from your mobile. 

This rule stipulates that anyone who likes their own post on Facebook should be slapped in the face with a fish. It is not only an act of idiocy, but it also enacts clause 4 of the fish slappage legislation of 2009. 

Note #1. If you like your own post, then comment on it before anyone else has, that is two slaps. 

Note #2. Liking one's own comment is acceptable only when you have made a very good your mom joke.