Rule #7. Milk placed in the fridge instantly becomes public property.

Rule #7.  Milk placed in the fridge instantly becomes public property.


This rule stipulates that milk that has been placed in a fridge instantly becomes public property. The original owner of said milk has no legal claim on the milk, no matter how many attempts he/she may have at labeling the milk. 


Note #1: Open season on the milk only begins when the fridge has closed. 


Note #2: If the fridge has not been closed and a member of the public attempts grasp of the milk, the original owner has every right to viciously attach the perpetrator.