Rule #44. When in a "lets split up" situation, always follow the weakest group to enhance survival odds by 100%.

Wednesday, 30 May 2012 0 comments


Rule #44. When in a "lets split up" situation, always follow the weakest group to enhance survival odds by 100%. 

This rule stipulates that following the weakest group in a dangerous situation is likely to enhance survival by 100% per additional weak member. This is subject to a maximum enhancement of 500%. 


Note #1. This is due to the weak-link paradox condition in which weaker members are easier to push over as bait to any dangers. 


Addendum #1 to Note #1. For example in a zombie attack, the weakest link such as an old man can be pushed over as side food to the zombies. 


Addendum #2 to Note #1. This rule does not apply to shark related problems, as chances are you're all fucked. 


Side clause #1. This rule is superseded if the strongest member of the group is packing heat, with over 450 rounds of ammo. 



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