Rule #45. Scary movies have taught us that showering in an old house is never a good idea.

Rule #45. Scary movies have taught us that showering in an old house is never a good idea. 

This rule stipulates that showering in a haunted house or the old house you are residing at in a scary movie will increase likelihood of death by over 500% in the first 30 minutes of the movie. This phenomenon is also seen when showering in your own house with the door unlocked, or the windows unlocked. 


Note #1. Murderers like to attack when you are naked. 


Note #2. Use of a mannequin inside a shower is a very effective murderer-trap. Use the shower curtain as an enclosure for target and soap on floor for slipping the target. 


Note #3. Murderers are also attracted to the sound of singing in a shower/enclosed space. Use sparingly as bait.